Personal Information
Name: Melitta Toppits
Age: 21
Location: Ontario
Hometown: Canada
Occupation: Personal Trainer
Status: In a relationship
Education: College graduate and university bound
Personal Interests
Interests: MMA, reading, honing my culinary prowess, psychology, exploring with my dog
Favorite Strains: Genius, Strawberry Jab, Jillybean, Blueberry, Blue Kush, Hogsbreath, Killer Tomato, Misty
Favorite Music: I like a variety (with the exception of country) but I predominately listen to underground and vintage hip hop
Favorite TV Shows: South Park, Real Time with Bill Maher, Daily Show & Colbert Report, Dexter, The Office
Favorite Movies: City of God, The Usual Suspects, There Will Be Blood
Favorite Websites: Marijuana Reviews, Tokecity.com, The Daily Beast, Allrecipes.com, Showmeglass.com
8 Questions
1. How long have you been getting high?
A: 8 years.
2. What have you smoked today?
A: A salad bowl in the Volcano of Mazar, Superskunk and sativa dominant Blueberry. All of which are exceptional outdoor strains.
3. What do you look for in a good nug?
A: Copious trichome coverage, maturity, bud formation, stability and uniformity (No hemaphroditic qualities etc..) well flushed, cured and manicured.
4. How important is price?
A: Quality and efficiency are the priority. That being said, if I feel the prices are insultingly exorbitant I will go elsewhere.
5. Indica or Sativa?
A: Both with an array of hybrids to chose from.
6. What is your monthly weed budget?
A: Whatever is required.
7. What do you dislike about Marijuana Reviews?
A: Inability to edit reviews.
8. Do you remember the first time you got high? If yes, describe briefly.
A: Yes. Shared a spliff in elementary school with a friend and their sibling and then went home and wrote a very insightful essay.
[Answered 7 out of 8 Questions]
A Few Of My Reviews




damn, I was expecting a review on some crazy wolverine hybrid
drewzilla484: LOL, nope, just Melitta’s bio pic. Dude’s been hitting the weights hard.
For question 4 I meant to write quality and efficacy not efficiency.
Also, the rigorous exercise is all for the sake of the yellow spandex.
Melitta toppits: ‘Efficacy’ is what you typed in your review but I had/have no clue what it means so I assumed it was a typo. lol. My bad.
Since we’ve now mentioned it here in the comments, I’ll just leave it instead of editing it and deleting the comments. Thanks for the great review btw.
Haha it’s all good; an honest and amusing mistake.
Efficacy means the power to produce an effect
or something like that, yeah….. that sounds right
H1JACK3R: lolol
sweet
hey melitta is there anyway to contact im new to this forum so kinda lost as to how to do things here