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NUGGETRY Funk From California Patients Association (Merkaba)

Chubbs — Sun, 29 Aug 2010 06:04:56 +0000

We had a review of the Funk Master last week, thought it would be nice to compare with the straight Funk.

Submitted By: Merkaba (Member and Editor)

Camera Used: Olympus X-42

Name: NUGGETRY Funk

From: California Patients Association (Dispensary – Santa Ana)

Grade: A+

Type: Indica

Genetics: Master x Hindu x Bubba

Price: $20/gram, $60/8th

Looks: Right off, this looks like some straight bedtime medication to me. Beautiful milky white trichs cover every inch. The leaf material is mostly a deep shade of purple, and the rest of the flower is an army/olive green, speckled here and there by dark orange pistils. I just have to comment on how amazingly beautiful this strain is, specifically the nugs I received. Also, being one who studies matters such as sacred geometry and such, I was also impressed to witness the triangular shapes of the almost all the nugs that made up my 8th. Kudos, Cannabis!

Smell: Very dark and woodsy. Almost nutty, incredibly earthy and dank. The smell is so unique to Bubba and Master Kushes around Los Angeles. I refer to it as the "coffee kush smell" for lack of a more on point description.

Taste: Similar to the smell. It has a very mentholated and dry woodsy quality to the smoke. I enjoy it thoroughly. My good friend commented that it was "charcoal-y" tasting (not to be mistaken for harshness because it was anything but). In a positive light, I can see what he means, and I dig it.

Buzz Type: Strong body high. This is some lethargic nighttime medicine. I love hitting bowls of this strain before bedtime. Reminds me of the earlier times I got baked. Slightly ethereal and psychedelic as well. Almost like LA Con, but way more narcotic. A real keeper in my ‘bedtime’ book!

Length: Long. 2-2 1/2 hrs. Again, I never time my bedtime smoke’s buzz length because I go to sleep shortly after.

Overall: I was more than satisfied with the NUGGETRY Funk. The color of the buds is enough to make me squeal like a little girl in anticipation. This is some decently potent nightcap/pain management medicine. I bought an 8th of it before I left on a 2- 1/2 week trip out to TX, and I left more than half of the 8th home. So when I returned, needless to say I was quite the eager beaver. And needless to say I was thrilled to find out that my beautiful 8th had not been dried out, and smelled just as woodsy and smooth as how I left it. –Merkaba

Based on the pictures and taste, I think NUGGETRY Funk is a hair better than NUGGETRY Funk Master. –Mrs. Chubbs

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OG #18 From Grey Area (chemdog)

Chubbs — Sat, 28 Aug 2010 02:04:29 +0000

Ahhh, Grey Area. Not my favorite place cause it’s soooo tiny and always super duper crowded (line even before it opens) but pretty great weed.

Submitted By: Chemdog (Member)

Camera Used: Cellphone

Name: OG #18

From: Grey Area (Coffee Shop – Amsterdam)

Grade: A (9.99) just 1 or 2 weeks more flowering and it’s an A+

Type: Hybrid – it’s a special phenotype of an OG Kush, sativa/indica mix from DNA Genetics.

Price: ?

Looks: I think it was cut down a bit early, but it looks great! The color is like a tropical tree frog. Nice trichs.

Smell: Real deal Kush mixed with a little Sour Diesel and a tiny whiff of cherry. Heavenly funky stuff that make me wanna eat it…mmmmm.

Taste: Like the smell but the Sour Diesel dominates the taste. I LOVE Sour Diesel so for me that’s a good thing!

Buzz Type: Super strong hit by a truck buzz! Knocking me down like I’m shot with an elephant tranquilizer gun. Holy ****! After 20 minutes it turns into a full mind and body high.

Buzz Length: Medium. 90 minutes.

Overall: I love it!! Good movie/gaming weed! OG #18 and a PS3 in one room makes you never wanna leave! Smells wicked, taste’s good, buzz like OMFG. I am high off the OG #18 now and it’s a winner in all wayz!!!!! –Chemdog

Those DNA guys are always up to something great! –Mrs. Chubbs

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White Berry From Private Dealer (1000toes)

Chubbs — Mon, 23 Aug 2010 04:30:24 +0000

You know my affinity for White strains. This one sounds awesome!

Submitted By: 1000Toes (Member and Editor)

Camera Used: Nikon Coolpix L110

Name: White Berry

From: Private Dealer – Caregiver

Grade: A

Type: Indica

Price: $20/gram

Looks: Bright green bud with a a lot of crystals. Very very sticky, I had to use scissors to break it up.

Smell: Smells harsh to the nose of sour berries and resin from your pipe.

Taste: On the inhale you taste a berry mix, on exhale a strong hash taste is left clinging to your tongue.

Buzz Type: First time in a looooong while I was so high I didn’t have anything to say. Just stonnnnneeeed!

Buzz Length: Very long. Good 3 hours.

Overall: I plan on picking up more of this very very soon. I was really relieved from a lot of pain in my stomach and back. Slept like a puppy all night long after a few hits outta the pipe before bed. -1000toes

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NUGGETRY Green Crack From California Patients Association (IE420Patient)

Chubbs — Mon, 23 Aug 2010 04:09:03 +0000

We’ve been getting a ton of NUGGETRY reviews, and I would feel remiss if I didn’t post them But I’m still gonna bring you reviews from everyone else. Trust me, we have loads in the queue.

I have learned that CPA has two versions of Green Crack. This is the original. I will post the follow-up review of #2 tomorrow.

Submitted By: IE420Patient (Member and Editor)

Camera Used: Canon Powershot SD1100IS

Name: Green Crack

From: California Patients Association (Dispensary – Santa Ana)

Grade: A

Type: Sativa

Genetics: Possibly -> Skunk #1 x Sweet Leaf Afghani

Price: $60/8th

Looks: Tight and somewhat dense nugs. Squeezing a nug with two fingers is like squeezing a roll of Charmin (very soft with a rigid bounce back). Some nugs are so trich’ed out they look white. Noticeable protruding orange hairs which seems to be a signature of Green Crack.

Smell: Like fermented fruit. Very sweet with some funk on the back end. I am diggin’ the smell of this one. The smell intensifies if you put it through a grinder.

Taste: A bit fruity and tropical leaning more towards a sour lemony and pineapple side. Smokes a bit harsh. I coughed on every rip.

Buzz Type: Intense full body tingle. Extreme awareness. I killed all the lights in my house and on plasma watched Tron in HD and just got immersed in the colors. I also watched 2001: A Space Odyssey on this too. Movies like these on Green Crack took it to a whole other level. When “anyone” says that doing something is so better when done high/medicated/stoned, this is the kind of bud they are referring to. Green Crack “enhanced” everything!

Buzz Length: Medium.

Overall: This is a very solid batch of sativa. But, this is not the first time I’ve tried Green Crack. Looking back at my notes/files I have a Green Crack “folder” created from October 2009. I got it from a LA collective but, did not find it memorable or good enough take notes on it (and/or do a review). I just have photos. So, when I saw this on the menu at CPA I really did not give it much attention. But smelling and seeing this particular batch under the microscope changed my mind and thus, I had to give it a shot again and I am glad I did.

It seems like on the sativa side of the MMJ scale, the really good ones come and go and are not always widely available like the better Indicas. Hope this level of Green Crack stays around for sometime… one of the best sativas I’ve medicated with in a long time! The only thing stopping this from being an “A+” is the buzz length. I need one bowl too many to get me to a level I like. –IE420Patient

Hold on. You have FILES?!?! This is what being a loyal MarijuanaReviews member does to you. I LOVE IT!!! –Mrs. Chubbs

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Chubbs — Sun, 22 Aug 2010 16:27:58 +0000

So my newest assistant Samantha has been asking me if she can help in my videos even since before I actually met her. (Emailed me daily asking for a job).

The plan was for her to stay off camera and hand me a few packed bongs at the end of the video.

Obviously that didn’t happen.

I wish you could of seen her face when I handed her the bong and told her to snap it.

She looked at me like pssh, simple. Was classic. –Chubbs

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NUGGETRY Poison OG From California Patients Association (IE420Patient)

Chubbs — Thu, 19 Aug 2010 06:10:56 +0000

Member IE420Patient first sent in one set of photos that were taken indoors and then he went outdoors…which photos do you like better?

Submitted By: IE420Patient (Member and Editor)

Camera Used: Canon Powershot SD1100IS

Name: NUGGETRY Poison OG

From: California Patients Association (Dispensary – Santa Ana)

Grade: A+

Type: Indica

Price: $60/8th

Looks: Dense, blinged out forest green broccoli looking nugs with red/orange “hair.”

Smell: That distinct “Pine-Sol” odor toned down a bit but with added chili pepper.

Taste: For its power, this is a smooth smoking OG. A very earthy/portobello mushroom kind of taste fills the mouth when ripping a milky bong.

Buzz Type: Couch lock. The one, two, knock out punch. Ideal for intense pain relief and insomnia. This bud is NOT shy. Not a creeper. Play with this one and be prepared to “fight” if you want to stay up as your body will melt and you’ll feel as if you were on the bottom of a dog pile with all the numbing pressure this brings.

Buzz Length: Above Average to Extra Long.

Overall: Damn! A true A+ grow here – not for the faint at heart. It’s very common for me to do some business recaps for my job just past midnight daily. I took a rip of this (mind you AFTER being on a solid Sativa run up to just a hour or so before this) around 11:45pm and I was literally fighting my eyes closing within 10 minutes. I start some work past midnight and typically this work is completed within 15 minutes. Shiiiiieeet!

It was hell and I put up a good fight but, it took me damn near an hour to complete a typical 15 minute task. The whole time I was just melting away, fighting off sleep with eyes filled with pools of tears. Slept like a newborn baby but my eyes were crusted and itchy the next morning when waking up for about half hour! If you are out there dropping Vicodin pills constantly, this is what you need! Fact is, if you name something “Poison,” it better be fire and this one case where the naming of this bud is oh, so justified.

Just a word of caution, Poison OG hits hard – very hard. This is one Indica I would not medicate heavily with during the day; especially if I have “responsibilities” to do. –IE420Patient

Thank you for the review – I always like to read about your experiences –Mrs. Chubbs

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Chubbs — Thu, 19 Aug 2010 03:39:19 +0000

I put this little concoction together over the last couple days and decided to smoke a little bit this afternoon.

WHEW!! I was BAKED after just 2 hits. I mean Widow Maker Baked. Check it out:

While I don’t have pre-made Super Buds at CPA in Santa Ana I do have all the ingredients.

If you feel like you need to create your own come on down and say high. –Chubbs

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Chubbs — Sat, 14 Aug 2010 18:16:39 +0000

After 3 long years they are finally here. The one and only NUGGETRY concentrates.

Oh yeah, I also broke the Waterboarder the other day while cleaning it.

KIEF
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HASH
-NUGGETRY Green Crack Ear Wax
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So far if I had to pick a favorite it would be the NUGGETRY Green Crack ear wax. Hitting it is like getting a huge shot of adrenaline. –Chubbs

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Chubbs — Wed, 11 Aug 2010 23:18:53 +0000

I recently came up on a SICK device that is used for smoking concentrates called the Essential Vaaap. (I think that’s the name)

Anyway, take a look at this video I made of this thing in action. The look on my face at the end says it all.

I HIGHLY recommend heading over to 1 Love in Long Beach and grabbing not only the Essential Vaaap but the ingredients used as well. I promise you won’t regret it. –Chubbs

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