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Chocolate Chunk From Private Dealer (Kansas)

Chubbs — Sat, 04 Sep 2010 05:35:15 +0000

I’ve always been amazed by buds that smell like chocolate. So crazy. There is a flower (non-smokeable) that also smells like chocolate and that blew me away. But to be able to smoke it and have a subtle taste….wow.

Submitted By: Kansas (Member)

Camera Used: Canon Powershot SD1000

Name: Chocolate Chunk

From: Private Dealer – Midwest

Grade: B+

Type: Indica

Genetics: Afghani x S.A.G.E.

Price: $20/gram

Looks: Light yellowish/amber green, good crystal coverage. Has a familiar bud structure but I can’t put my finger on it right now. Overall it has a chocolate hue to it if you ask me. Not your top shelf look but definitely some quality medicinal quality herb.

Smell: Tootsie Rolls, a baby skunk, and earthy/organic hints here and there.

Taste: More along a pleasant herb taste. Chocolate or tootsie roll taste is heavy on the exhale only.

Buzz Type: Mild relaxation with a bit of an active feel or maybe I just need to medicate more. Currently I feel a mild buzz just chill’n after a .25/g bowl. I’m thinking with a heavier dose it would be a bit more heavier hitting. This is definitely a good strain for anxiety. I’ll say that with confidence.

Buzz Length: I can’t really say honestly.

Overall: The Chocolate Chunk took me by surprise. I found myself wishing I had requested more has I just requested a sample along with some Blueberry Blast I’ve been had the pleasure of indulging in. I did find one mature seed in the sample I acquired. –Kansas

I can definitely see the dark cocoa-ness to it. –Mrs. Chubbs

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Skunk x Jack Herer From Private Dealer (tman12345)

Chubbs — Fri, 03 Sep 2010 06:31:08 +0000

Sadly, only this one image was semi-clear. These nugs look ridiculous! –Mrs. Chubbs

Submitted By: tman12345 (Member)

Camera Used: Sony Cybershot DSC-N2

Name : Skunk x Jack Herer

From: Private Dealer

Grade: A-

Type: Hybrid

Price: $60/8th

Looks: Small sized nugs, the buds were brittle feeling but when you cracked them open trichomes oozed in the middle. Lots of orange hairs to accompany the rest.

Smell: Not a strong smelling weed, but had natural nature like smell.

Taste: Tasted sweetish.

Buzz Type: This bud definitely is strong, smoked a joint in the park and the walk back was very nice, everything was very vivid with the sun out.

Buzz Length: Long, After about two hours I was in the come down and still goofed.

Overall: This was the weed I selected for 4/20 this year and it was definitely a good choice. I love how many trichomes are on the inside. –tman12345

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Grand Daddy Purple From Private Dealer (tman12345)

Chubbs — Fri, 03 Sep 2010 06:25:18 +0000

First reviews here from tman12345!

Submitted By: tman12345 (Member)

Camera Used: Sony Cybershot DSC-N2

Name : Grand Daddy Purple

From: Private Dealer

Grade: B+

Type: Indica

Price: $20/gram

Looks: Medium sized nugs, very purple, lots of trichomes.

Smell: Not particularly strong, yet still skunky.

Taste: Literally tastes like purple.

Buzz Type: Strong, puts you to out. I did about ten bong rips, had to concentrate very hard when standing up.

Buzz Length: Long. About 2 hours.

Overall: Very good weed, most purple I’ve seen on nugs personally, good for relaxing. –tman12345

OK, I’ll be the first one to say it….you did TEN bong rips? REALLY? –Mrs. Chubbs

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Cheese Haze From Germany (valluco956)

Chubbs — Thu, 02 Sep 2010 20:51:03 +0000

WOW, Germany. We’re gettin’ all international up in here!

Submitted By: valluco956 (Member and Editor)

Camera Used: Kodak EasyShare M893IS

Name: Cheese Haze

From: Private Dealer – Landstuhl, Germany

Grade: A-

Type: Hybrid

Price: 8 Euro/gram

Looks: Dark green and covered in crystals.

Smell: Cheese, a little spicy.

Taste: Cheesy goodness.

Buzz Type: Hits you in the head first, then the body high creeps up on you.

Buzz Length: Long. 2+ hours.

Overall: I loved this strain and will always get a zip when it’s around. –valluco956

I know we have a lot of Cheese lovers out there…enjoy! –Mrs. Chubbs

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Purple Kush From Private Dealer (CanadaDank07)

Chubbs — Thu, 02 Sep 2010 00:22:32 +0000

Middle of the week…what are you smokin’ on to get you through? I have some Sweet Grapes…but only after I finish with reviews…otherwise you might never see anything new!

Submitted By: CanadaDank07 (Member and Editor)

Camera Used: Canon PowerShot SD850 IS

Name: Purple Kush

From: Private Dealer

Grade: A-

Type: Hybrid (Indica dominant)

Price: $10/gram, $30/8th

Looks: Good. Somewhat leafy with some purple colour, lots of trichs, and a few orange hairs scattered around.

Smell: Like sugary candy (especially when broken into), spicy sandalwood and coffee with a lemony tinge.

Taste: Grape candy and coffee-ish aftertaste. Great!

Buzz Type: Hit me quick between the eyes in a bong. Euphoric and trance-y with a warm, sedating effect on the body.

Buzz Length: Medium – Long = 1.5-2 hours.

Overall: Very nice anti-anxiety and muscle relaxant herb. I sat down in front of the TV and shook out of a trance 1.5 hours later… I couldn’t tell you what I was watching. Strong stuff but by no means the best Purple Kush I’ve ever tried. –CanadaDank07

Glad to hear it was still grade A bud. –Mrs. Chubbs

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Tropical Goo From Private Dealer (kfromva)

Chubbs — Wed, 01 Sep 2010 04:19:12 +0000

I’m in love with anything tropical at this point….I need a vacation! –Mrs. Chubbs

Submitted By: kfromva (Member)

Camera Used: Nikon D40x

Name: Tropical Goo

From: Private Dealer

Grade: B

Type: Hybrid

Price: $360/ounce

Looks: Dense, sticky, very well trimmed, very small dark red hairs, the buds look like they have a coating of fur. Also it is almost impossible to break apart with your hands, scissors seem to do well but the buds still stick together and end up being small chunks of bud.

Smell: Just like pine trees.

Taste: When smoked it did not seem to have a strong taste – it was just smooth.

Buzz Type: Relaxing head high that comes on in like 5 minutes and leaves you with saggy feeling eyelids.

Buzz Length: Long. Two nice bong rips and I was feeling good for a solid two hours.

Overall: I was happy with this strain – it’s good bud at a cheap price. –kfromva

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Trainwreck From Private Dealer (kfromva)

Chubbs — Wed, 01 Sep 2010 04:09:50 +0000

I’m kind of thinking that the generic buds kfromva sent in before look better than this I love that kfromva is so easy to please. I don’t mean that in a bad way at all. Just that all us medical states are getting so snobby lately! –Mrs. Chubbs

Submitted By: kfromva (Member)

Camera Used: Nikon D40x

Name: Trainwreck

From: Private Dealer

Grade: B+

Type: Sativa

Price: $400/ounce

Looks: This is the second time I have received this strain lately. This time the nuggets were all pretty small, dense and very well trimmed. They are covered in a good amount of trichomes that when viewed under a microscope showed a mix of clear and cloudy.

Smell: This bud does not have a real strong odor just a light piney smell.

Taste: At first it’s a fresh smooth hit but then it almost always leads to a cough.

Buzz Type: The buzz came on quick and it is strong, eyes felt heavy but my head felt like it could just float away.

Buzz Length: Long. I was stoned heavily for an hour and a half and it lingered for about 3 hours.

Overall: I am very pleased with this batch. It has many qualities I love in bud – no seeds, dry, trimmed and a fair price. –kfromva

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Hawaiian Snow From Private Dealer (H1JACK3R)

Chubbs — Fri, 27 Aug 2010 06:53:44 +0000

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Submitted By: H1JACK3R (Member and Editor)

Camera Used: Sony Cybershot DSC-S750

Name: Hawaiian Snow

From: Private Dealer

Grade: A

Type: Sativa

Price: $50/8th

Looks: Covered in multi-colored spindly hairs, with lots of crystals.

Smell: Sweet citrus with an odd hint of haze.

Taste: Really fruity, the taste stays on your tongue for a while.

Buzz Type: Classic sativa with an obvious creep to it.

Buzz Length: Long. 2 Hours+.

Overall: Total creeper – I smoked a couple fat rips right before work and by the time I sat down I was RIPPED. I only got a small sampling but the bud I got was kind of airy. Delicious none the less with a great buzz. –H1JACK3R

H1JACK3R, thank you for restraining yourself long enough to take a few pics. –Mrs. Chubbs

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Cheese From Private Dealer (H1JACK3R)

Chubbs — Fri, 27 Aug 2010 06:29:28 +0000

Ohhh, H1JACK3R, I feel your pain.

Submitted By: H1JACK3R (Member and Editor)

Camera Used: Sony Cybershot DSC-S750

Name: Cheese

From: Private Dealer

Grade: C

Type: Indica

Price: $50/8th

Looks: A good coating of trichs. A bit darker than the Cheese I got last time.

Smell: I always understand the name when I smell this stuff. Only way to describe it is to say that it smells like an expensive cheese.

Taste: Interesting. Sweet, but with an almost earthy undertone. I didn’t like the taste very much.

Buzz Type: Very weak buzz. Indica, but a friend of mine described it as Pretendica because the buzz was SO weak.

Buzz Length: Short. 3 big bongs got me stoned for an hour. Not really acceptable.

Overall: Very disappointed. –H1JACK3R

If nothing else, thank you for the vibrant photos! –Mrs. Chubbs

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