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NUGGETRY Funk From California Patients Association (Merkaba)

Chubbs — Sun, 29 Aug 2010 06:04:56 +0000

We had a review of the Funk Master last week, thought it would be nice to compare with the straight Funk.

Submitted By: Merkaba (Member and Editor)

Camera Used: Olympus X-42

Name: NUGGETRY Funk

From: California Patients Association (Dispensary – Santa Ana)

Grade: A+

Type: Indica

Genetics: Master x Hindu x Bubba

Price: $20/gram, $60/8th

Looks: Right off, this looks like some straight bedtime medication to me. Beautiful milky white trichs cover every inch. The leaf material is mostly a deep shade of purple, and the rest of the flower is an army/olive green, speckled here and there by dark orange pistils. I just have to comment on how amazingly beautiful this strain is, specifically the nugs I received. Also, being one who studies matters such as sacred geometry and such, I was also impressed to witness the triangular shapes of the almost all the nugs that made up my 8th. Kudos, Cannabis!

Smell: Very dark and woodsy. Almost nutty, incredibly earthy and dank. The smell is so unique to Bubba and Master Kushes around Los Angeles. I refer to it as the "coffee kush smell" for lack of a more on point description.

Taste: Similar to the smell. It has a very mentholated and dry woodsy quality to the smoke. I enjoy it thoroughly. My good friend commented that it was "charcoal-y" tasting (not to be mistaken for harshness because it was anything but). In a positive light, I can see what he means, and I dig it.

Buzz Type: Strong body high. This is some lethargic nighttime medicine. I love hitting bowls of this strain before bedtime. Reminds me of the earlier times I got baked. Slightly ethereal and psychedelic as well. Almost like LA Con, but way more narcotic. A real keeper in my ‘bedtime’ book!

Length: Long. 2-2 1/2 hrs. Again, I never time my bedtime smoke’s buzz length because I go to sleep shortly after.

Overall: I was more than satisfied with the NUGGETRY Funk. The color of the buds is enough to make me squeal like a little girl in anticipation. This is some decently potent nightcap/pain management medicine. I bought an 8th of it before I left on a 2- 1/2 week trip out to TX, and I left more than half of the 8th home. So when I returned, needless to say I was quite the eager beaver. And needless to say I was thrilled to find out that my beautiful 8th had not been dried out, and smelled just as woodsy and smooth as how I left it. –Merkaba

Based on the pictures and taste, I think NUGGETRY Funk is a hair better than NUGGETRY Funk Master. –Mrs. Chubbs

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Grand Daddy Purple From Private Dealer (Jungleekidd)

Chubbs — Wed, 25 Aug 2010 03:34:23 +0000

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Submitted By: Jungleekidd (Member and Editor)

Camera Used: Unknown

Name: Grand Daddy Purple

From: Private Dealer

Grade: A+

Type: Indica

Genetics: Purple Urkle x Big Bud

Price: $60/8th

Looks: Beautiful in everyway lol. Just looking at these nugs make my mouth water. Purple nugs with fat orange hairs. And there’s a lil green in there too.

Smell: Dank! Straight from the bag it has that classic purp smell. But when you bust it up, sweet skunky funk. Yum! Definitely keep the lid on the jar.

Taste: Classic purp flavor mixed with skunk.

Buzz Type: It’s like a firecracker to the brain. Hits you fast. I caught myself spacing out a few times lol.

Buzz Length: Long – 2hr.

Overall: I love it! What can i say. I don’t see a lot of purple strains on the east coast. So when these came thru I couldn’t help but fall in love. Overall I give these a 10! –Jungleekidd

They sure are beautiful enough to deserve a 10! –Mrs. Chubbs

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