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Mr. Frost Kush From Private Dealer (Kush2Push)

Chubbs — Fri, 19 Mar 2010 06:17:10 +0000

Kush2Push, I love all the contributions – as you also have a lot of reviews in the queue – but these pics look like attack of the spider mites

Submitted By: Kush2Push (Member)

Camera Used: Unknown

Name: Mr. Frost Kush

From: Private Dealer

Grade: A

Type: Indica

Price: $65/3.5g

Looks: Classic looking kush covered in THC. This is just another great example of what you get when you mix good seeds with an even better environment. This was my Christmas/Holiday strain! This was lighter than I wanted it to be, for I usually like a dark strain for the New Year.

Smell: Spicy and hash-like. I was surprised at the smell, but I was so pleased with the way it smoked. It didn’t smell like OG or Bubby, more like a Haze. This wasn’t overly smelly. I was able to travel with one Ziploc bag with no issues.

Taste: Strong taste. Made me cough so much it seemed as if every pore was sweating. It was very nice after needless to say.
I twisted one up – it was a great choice even though I usually rip the PHX.

Buzz Type: Heavy Indica. Severe couch lock, body type stoned – I use it for pain or sore joints/muscles.

Buzz Length: Short-medium. One joint only lasted me an hour for a good solid high. Somewhat disappointed in that!

Overall: The holiday bowls were filled with this stuff! I was pleased with this Christmas Crop! I was told it would be cured longer next time so hopefully the high will be better. –Kush2Push

Sounds like you had an awesome holiday! –Mrs. Chubbs

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Biesel From Private Dealer (eastcoast)

Chubbs — Tue, 16 Mar 2010 06:18:17 +0000

Another fabulous creation from eastcoast’s grower:

Submitted By: eastcoast (Member)

Camera Used: Sony Cybershot DSCW55

Name: Biesel

From: Private Dealer – Grower

Grade: A+

Type: Hybrid

Genetics: (Super Silver Haze x Great White Shark) x Diesel

Price: $25/g

Looks: ?

Smell: Sweet, floral, haze-y.

Taste: Starts out sweet and Diesel flavored, then evens out into a rich haze flavor.

Buzz Type: Total all over kick you in the ass stone. Couch lock with an extremely strong haze high.

Buzz Length: Very long. 3hrs.

Overall: Most potent herb I’ve smoked in a while. –eastcoast

The benefits of befriending a grower are numerous! –Mrs. Chubbs

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Skunk From Private Dealer (NCsmoker89)

Chubbs — Tue, 16 Mar 2010 05:33:37 +0000

I like this – going old school! Kind of like when you’re driving down the freeway and you get that familiar skunk smell…I did always like that as a kid

Submitted By: NCsmoker89 (Member)

Camera Used: Cellphone

Name: Skunk

From: Private Dealer

Grade: A

Type: Hybrid

Price: $70/8th, $130/quarter

Looks: Medium to big fluffy light green buds that are smothered in crystals and orange hairs. Since I used my phone you can’t really see the crystals but they are definitely there. When I look at this bud outside in good sunlight it almost has a white tint to it similar to White Widow.

These pics don’t do this bud any justice, I wish I had a good digital camera to show you guys how good it looks in person.

Smell: AMAZING. As soon as I take the lid off the jar I smell a mixture of skunk, citrus, and lemon all in one. My whole room smells like a skunk died under my bed.

Taste: Harsh. Citrusy at first then after a few hits it kinda tastes more like a skunk smell. The smoke grabs your lungs and makes you cough…even if you normally don’t. Through the volcano it tasted like lemons and flowers.

Buzz Type: After you exhale your first hit you feel it in your forehead and your eyes immediately drop. 10 minutes later you’re laughing so hard it hurts and after about 30 minutes you have a full couch lock and your body almost feels tingly. Definitely a good bud to chill and play Xbox or watch a funny movie.

Buzz Length: Medium. 1 1/2 – 2 hours. I smoke everyday so my tolerance is pretty high.

Overall: Great bud! I first bought an eighth, but after hitting the bubbler a few times I had to go back, so I went and got a half O. Which half of it was one HUGE bud.

No matter how many times I smoke throughout the day I always feel the same high every time. I would have given it an A+ but it didn’t last as long as i think an A+ bud should last. –NCsmoker89

Yup, I wish you had a great camera too! –Mrs. Chubbs

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Willie’s Buddah From Private Dealer (chronicsd)

Chubbs — Mon, 15 Mar 2010 05:44:19 +0000

Something new on a Sunday. I’m loving that huge nug on the scale!

Submitted By: chronicsd (Member)

Camera Used: Canon PowerShot SD300

Name: Willie’s Buddah

From: Private Dealer

Grade: A

Type: Indica

Price: $60/8th, $110/quarter

Looks: Fat, dense, beautifully green buds with bright red hairs. Lovely covering of crystals that makes this medicine appear wet under light.

Smell: An extremely strong, unique smell that reminded me of old fruit with an earthy finish.

Taste: Strong hash taste that made my nostrils burn on exhale.

Buzz Type: Hard hitting buzz that left me pinned to the couch. After regaining my strength to stand, an extreme case of the munchies followed. The buzz ended with a harsh burnout feeling, which was not very pleasant and left me wanting to sleep.

Buzz Length: Medium, a couple bowls in the vape kept a good buzz going for about 2-2.5 hours.

Overall: Great bud that was great for pain and insomnia. What kept me from giving this strain an A+ was the strong burnout feeling, because I usually enjoy more of the sativa spectrum. –chronicsd

It looks fluffy and dense at the same time. Sounds like a winner. –Mrs. Chubbs

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Headband From Private Dealer (crackrocks)

Chubbs — Sat, 13 Mar 2010 07:31:48 +0000

Oh my. I feel like I’ve been staring at my computer screen for ages trying to put this post together. Sorry, but I just don’t have anything to say. A bit medicated at the moment.

Submitted By: crackrocks (Member)

Camera Used: Cellphone

Name: Headband

From: Private Dealer

Grade: A

Type: Hybrid (Indica dominant)

Price: $165/half ounce

Looks: Big, hard, very sticky buds. The bud seems to clump in little balls on the nugs and medium sized light orange hairs. Very sticky! The nugs stick together like clay Very bright green due to the amount of trichs covering them.

Smell: Smells like a mix of very strong diesel gas and laundry detergent with a little bit of flower smell at the end.

Taste: Very smooth going in and out of my newly cleaned bong. Tastes very sour like gas mixed with the classic kush taste and expands very nicely.

Buzz Type: Couch lock. I took two fat hits out of my bong when I first got this and it was very hard to hold in due to the expansion. My forehead started to sweat on the exhale.

As the high started started to kick in I got very relaxed and sedated almost instantly. I kinda froze at one point looking at my computer screen for almost 30 minutes lol. Very good bud

Buzz Length: Long. Kicked in immediately and kept coming on for 10-15 minutes. Lasted about 2 hours until it started to comedown.

Overall: I think this was very good weed cured perfectly and at this price it was a really good deal. –crackrocks

Looks good. –Mrs. Chubbs

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Yellow-Mint Kush From Private Dealer (dbeck)

Chubbs — Sun, 07 Mar 2010 06:47:01 +0000

I’ve heard of Yellow Kush and Master Mint Kush, but never Yellow-Mint Kush. Have a look:

Submitted By: dbeck (Member)

Name: Yellow-Mint Kush

From: Private Dealer

Grade: A-

Type: Indica

Price: $90/5 grams

Looks: Dense light green nugs with orange hairs throughout. Sticky nugs break apart with ease, almost like they were meant to.

Smell: Ridiculous, one of the best parts of this bud. Strong minty smell with a hint of lemon. Almost no "weed" smell to be found.

Taste: Out of the bong, the bud had a minty taste with a hint of kush. Where this bud really stood out in terms of taste was with the vaporizer. The thick vapor tasted like candy which made vaping this bud a real treat!

Buzz Type: The definition of couch lock. Felt effects seconds after blowing out the first rip. Definitely not a bud you would want to smoke all day.

Buzz Length: Medium, around 2 hours, followed by a brutal comedown.

Overall: Yellow-Mint Kush is definitely a hard hitting indica, but the burnout brings this bud down a notch. –dbeck

I don’t know about the BRUTAL comedown. That’s rough. –Mrs. Chubbs

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Strawberry Kush From Private Dealer (Heavyhitter88)

Chubbs — Sat, 06 Mar 2010 07:27:35 +0000

I love that Heavyhitter88 got his info straight from the grower. It’s nice to get info (and these very kind nugs) from the source. –Mrs. Chubbs

Submitted By: Heavyhitter88 (Member and Editor)

Name: Strawberry Kush

From: Private Dealer

Grade: A

Type: Indica

Genetics: The grower told me it was Strawberry Cough x Master Kush

Price: $70/8th, $400/oz. Expensive stuff!

Looks: Large, spear like dense nuggets. Dark green nuggets covered in short, bright red hairs with large, tan trichomes collected all over.

When I first broke the nuggets open I was amazed to find even more trichs inside. And the tips of these nuggets (the pictures do them no justice) were absolutely trich central, they were practically rock hard they were so covered!

Smell: Fresh, fruity, and kushy. Imagine a fresh bowl of berries with the nice pungent rank of kush, and there you have it.

Taste: Like the smell, but heavier on the kushiness. The sweet yet pungent fruity taste lingers in the mouth after hitting it.

Buzz Type: Heavy. For a fruity strain, I was surprised at how heavy the stone was. One bong rip and I was down for the count on the couch.

Seriously heavy stuff, not as heavy as the other OG Kush I reviewed, but definitely some knock-your-f**king-socks-off, smoke-me-and-pass-out kush.

Buzz Length: Loooooooooooong. Definitely the longest of the bunch. One bong bowl lasted me a good 3-4 hours.

I found myself smoking this before going to bed, then waking up in the morning with a nice little afterstone going on. That was when I would whip out the Silver OG and rock on!

Overall: What can I say about Strawberry Kush that I haven’t already said? Fruity, kushy, heavy, tasty, its got all the qualities of a great kush. Seriously, I am struggling to think about something negative to say about it, but just can’t seem to think of anything. Maybe too strong, but is that really a bad thing for someone with insomnia?

Buzz Report: When my buddy handed me the bags of Green Crack kush, Silver OG Kush, and Strawberry Kush, I thought I had died and gone to California. So strong was the odor emanating from those bags that, even long after the last small pinch had been smoked, my car, my room, and my clothes stunk of kush.

I have had a lot of combos in my bud smoking life, but this ladies and gentleman, this is hands down the best combination I have ever had. One day I made the mistake of mixing all three into a bowl, after one moderately sized bong rip, that was it, game over man, GAME OVER. I passed out at 3:00 in the afternoon and woke up with some serious munchies at 4:00 in the morning. After that, I learned to respect each individual strain in its own way. –Heavyhitter88

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Blue Dream From Private Dealer (Michronigan734)

Chubbs — Wed, 03 Mar 2010 21:50:27 +0000

I haven’t really ventured into the Blue strains outside of Blueberry…this one looks great.

Submitted By: Michronigan734 (Member)

Name: Blue Dream

From: Private Dealer- Michigan

Grade: A

Type: 50/50 Hybrid

Price: $65/8th

Looks: Very light green, almost looks white because of the trichs, and bright orange hairs. Very dense and very sticky. Some hints of light purple on the bud leaves. Cured very well.

Smell: Very strong smell of Blue and Berries. Not blueberries; but if you could imagine if the color blue had a smell, this would be it. And then mixed with an assortment of berries.

I would wear cologne around town if cologne smelled like this.

Taste: Tastes like the name suggests; like a dream. Tastes exactly how it smells. Maybe a bit more berry taste.

Buzz Type: About 50/50 Indica and Sativa buzz. Initially after a huge toke and holding it in a bit, you feel like your whole body is expanding, very intense.

Mid-way thru you get really slap happy and talkative. For most of the time your body is pretty relaxed, but when you start going down, you get couch lock.

Buzz Length: LONG. 1.5-3 hours. It’s hard for me to say, because me and my buddies smoked about 3 or 4 bowls. If I had to say for 1 bowl, probably about 2 hours.

Overall: This bud is close to the top of my list of great nuggets of green. This is a very great bud for pain or back problems… and video games. When smoking this bud, the taste gets better as the bowl burns, which I have never had before.

Like the name, when you smell/taste this bud it makes you think about the color blue, and that’s where the blue taste comes from. I’ve smoked a large variety of different strains and this I would say ranks about #2 on my list. –Michronigan734

Well, I have NO IDEA what blue would smell like if it were a smell. Great, I’m gonna be stuck on that one all day! –Mrs. Chubbs

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Purple Kush From Private Dealer (m1ke)

Chubbs — Tue, 02 Mar 2010 06:42:53 +0000

It’s a very kushy day over here are MR headquarters. I thought I would share the kush love with three reviews from MR member m1ke. Enjoy!

Submitted By: m1ke (Member)

Name: Purple Kush

From: Private Dealer

Grade: A+

Type: Indica

Price: $15/g

Looks: Like some of the best handled and cured buds I have ever received. There was nothing more I could do to better these nugs.

They were covered with crystal clear trichs all over and in some crevasses it was like a diamond mine inside. If you flicked the buds in your hand, like pollen, the crystals leave a little cloud in the air as you can see them tumble to the ground.

Smell: Like some imported coffee beans. I couldn’t explain it really. It was a very exciting smell with your usual kush smell, with the undertones of that cali purple and a very pleasing silky type spice.

It almost burned the nose to take a strong whiff of it. Certainly makes your eyes swell when you are me and can’t stop looking at them.

Taste: Exactly as it smells. To the point this has been cured to, it was a smooth silky smoke that just tingled your lungs as it fills them up. Very thick, expanding smoke that makes you choke if you get greedy and not from harshness, but the fact that your lungs are surprised by how fast they fill up.

Buzz Type: Almost too strong for me. Instant head to toe buzz. When you keep smoking, it just gets stronger and stronger as you melt into your seat.

Then you think to yourself, we shouldn’t of just done that, but then you realize you have a grin on your face from ear to ear, all is fine!

Buzz Length: Long. 2 1/2+ hours. It is a very strong buzz that peaks for a good 1 1/2+ hours and then sleep if you were greedy.

Overall: Great for night or the evening, but definitely too strong for during the day or having to deal with other people. –m1ke

I’m intrigued by the smell; however, I just can’t get over how leafy this is. Believe me, I’ve spent HOURS trimming buds, so I’m pretty particular about the final outcome. I just wanna get my scissors and trim these buds thru my monitor! –Mrs. Chubbs

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