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Great White Shark x Purple

Blue Cheese From Long Beach Quality Discount Caregivers (menu4twenty)

Chubbs — Tue, 31 Aug 2010 05:03:07 +0000

Congrats to menu4twenty for his submissions…he is now an editor! Read on for one of my favorite reader experiences to date:

Submitted By: menu4twenty (Member and Editor)

Camera Used: Fuji Film FinePix A805

Name: Blue Cheese

From: Long Beach Quality Discount Caregivers (Dispensary – Long Beach)

Grade: A+

Type: Hybrid

Price: $55/8th

Looks: Buds are solid and super-sticky, coats your fingers when you break ‘em up! Dark green leaves just dripping in trichomes with a ton of lovely red hairs woven throughout.

Smell: The aroma is a strange combination, a slight sour dankness with a large overtone of forest after a spring shower. It has a rich body with biting highlights. Maybe it’s just me, but I didn’t smell cheese at all.

Taste: The smoke is a smooth and mellow flow with no hitches of harsh at all. The taste is once again a complex combination! The start of a hit has a taste that is mellow yet slightly bitter on the tongue and the aftertaste is a warm woody flavor that coats the tongue.

Buzz Type: Heavy Hitter! By the time I set the lighter down after the first hit that little voice in my head was back again announcing: "Whoa…batten down the hatches, raise the mizzen mast and tack the jib!" (I’m not sure what that all meant, sometimes the voice in my head surprises me!)

Buzz Length: Long. The length of buzz was excellent. Just under two hours of high flying fun. Bit of a crash at the end, but small price to pay!

Overall: Starting the morning off with Jack Johnson on the stereo and a nice mug of coffee, I grabbed a seat on the couch and proceeded to fill my favorite glass…the curly-que steamer with a fat bowl of Blue Cheese. I’d been tipped off that this was an excellent strain so I had high hopes. I was not disappointed, from first lighter flick to the last ash Blue Cheese was a treat!

First up was a super full rich hit with dense smoke and by the time I exhaled and was setting the lighter down I swear to god that little voice in my head had become a sailor. It kept saying things like "Whoa matey!" and "Batten down the hatches!" and not being a sailor myself…I had no idea what it was talking about. All I know is…well, I guess I really didn’t know much at that point cuz I was high.

Not being a quitter, I gave the curley-que another whirl and took another big ‘ole hit. This one was a cougher…and it left me seeing stars! At this point it’s now been nearly 20 minutes and I’ve taken exactly two hits. I’m beginning to think I might have put a bit too much in the bowl! But on the bright side…Jack Johnson is REALLY sounding great now.

The whole ride on Blue Cheese was awesome, even though at the end I required a nap. Excellent choice for sitting on the couch and really enjoying some music. Worth the cash! –menu4twenty

I love it – the inner pirate! –Mrs. Chubbs

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Man I Love Making Marijuana Videos!!!

Chubbs — Mon, 30 Aug 2010 14:26:49 +0000

The last few days have been as busy as ever but I did get a chance to make a couple new videos.

Check out the mini gauntlet video I put together yesterday. 5 SOLID bong tokes of NUGGETRY fire topped off with a huge Green Crack Ear Wax rip.

The other day I was burning hash all day and put this video together. I had not planned on it being a competition but it kind of turned into one.

Later today I am going to make a video of Tang’s Overkill bong. You really need to see a closeup of the 4 perc system in action. –Chubbs

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U2 Kush From Trinity Gardens (NorCal_Cyclist)

Chubbs — Sun, 29 Aug 2010 23:37:38 +0000

Someone must have been in love with the band!

Submitted By: NorCal_Cyclist (Member and Editor)

Camera Used: Sony Cybershot DSC-HX1

Name: U2 Kush

From: Trinity Gardens (Dispensary – Redding)

Grade: A-

Type: Indica

Price: $50/8th

Looks: Buds are mainly medium-dark green with some grey-purple. Hairs are close to “burnt orange”. Very frosty buds, casting a silver sheen.

Smell: Very mild sweet smell.

Taste: Fresh and herbal – very smooth. Spicy/Kush after taste.

Buzz Type: A nice mellow buzz that developed into a deep couch locking body high as I continued smoking.

Buzz Length: Long – the buzz lasted for over 2-2.5 hours.

Overall: Normally I don’t seek out Kush strains, but the look, smell, and recommendation from the dispensary owner got me to pick up this sample. I was really “jacked up” after kick boxing/sparring for an hour when I got home to try this bud out – 1 nice bong hit relaxed me and a few more had me leaning back on the couch watching TV. Smoked some more and my eye lids grew REALLY heavy, and headed off to bed. Another great night time medicine to help with body aches and insomnia. Also gave me a serious case of munchies – Corn Pops never tasted so good –NorCal_Cyclist

I do like that darker grayish tone on these. Must have been amazing in person. –Mrs. Chubbs

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Pineapple Kush From Private Dealer (COGanjaClub)

Chubbs — Thu, 26 Aug 2010 06:07:55 +0000

First time reviewer here. Is it safe to assume you’re in Colorado?

Submitted By: COGanjaClub (Member)

Camera Used: Nikon D40

Name: Pineapple Kush

From: Private Dealer

Grade: A

Type: Indica

Price: $325/ounce

Looks: Light green, very fluffy just like a bunch of little pineapples. There was also a little purps in there too.

Smell: Smells deliciously sweet and slightly sour.

Taste: It has the usual pineapple taste. Sour yet sweet like it smells.

Buzz Type: Stony, almost a psychedelic feel.

Buzz Length: Long. 3-4 hours.

Overall: It’s definitely an indica – it puts you on your ass and is an awesome looking bud too! –COGanjaClub

I had a lot of little thumbnail images sitting on my desktop and I could easily pick these out of the bunch….they are so green! –Mrs. Chubbs

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Chemo From Private Dealer (1000toes)

Chubbs — Mon, 23 Aug 2010 04:44:13 +0000

Wonder what the genetics are on this one…

Submitted By: 1000toes (Member and Editor)

Camera Used: Nikon CoolPix L110

Name: Chemo

From: Private Dealer – Caregiver

Grade: A

Type: Indica

Price: $20/gram

Looks: The smaller buds were just real soft and fluffy. The bigger bud was really dense and sticky. Covered in weird spider web hairs that were a nice light color.

Smell: Stanky. Smells like a weird cough medicine mixed with herb. Somewhat skunky but the medicine smell is just pungent!

Taste: Tastes just like it smells to me. Weird cough medicine on the exhale.

Buzz Type: Good couch lock for sure. Extremely good for pain relief.

Buzz Length: Medium to long. Just a good relaxing buzz the whole time.

Overall: Insanely good bud if you’re looking for a harsh hit and some burning lungs after the first few puffs. I found it quite hard to hit more than once every 30 seconds or so off the blunt. My friend’s mom yelled at me for stinking half of her house up without even breaking it up. A grade bud for sure! –1000toes

Is it just me or does the bud in the first picture look nothing like the other two? –Mrs. Chubbs

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White Berry From Private Dealer (1000toes)

Chubbs — Mon, 23 Aug 2010 04:30:24 +0000

You know my affinity for White strains. This one sounds awesome!

Submitted By: 1000Toes (Member and Editor)

Camera Used: Nikon Coolpix L110

Name: White Berry

From: Private Dealer – Caregiver

Grade: A

Type: Indica

Price: $20/gram

Looks: Bright green bud with a a lot of crystals. Very very sticky, I had to use scissors to break it up.

Smell: Smells harsh to the nose of sour berries and resin from your pipe.

Taste: On the inhale you taste a berry mix, on exhale a strong hash taste is left clinging to your tongue.

Buzz Type: First time in a looooong while I was so high I didn’t have anything to say. Just stonnnnneeeed!

Buzz Length: Very long. Good 3 hours.

Overall: I plan on picking up more of this very very soon. I was really relieved from a lot of pain in my stomach and back. Slept like a puppy all night long after a few hits outta the pipe before bed. -1000toes

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Afghan Kush From Private Dealer (tryptamine)

Chubbs — Fri, 20 Aug 2010 06:58:53 +0000

Kush, kush, kush. Amazing how far (both geographically and specimen-wise) this strain has come.

Submitted By: tryptamine (Member and Editor)

Camera Used: Unknown

Name: Afghan Kush

From: Private Dealer – Ontario, Canada

Grade: A

Type: Indica

Price: $40/3.5g, $270/28g

Looks: Very dense buds with a good amount of trichomes, covered in orange hairs.

Smell: Strong Kush smell with fuel undertones.

Taste: Potent piney Kush taste with a mild sour fuel aftertaste.

Buzz Type: Strong. Very strong initial hit that you can instantly feel in your eyes. This is definitely a "couch-lock" strain as it will have you feeling physically attached to your seat. Definitely great for movies!

Buzz Length: ?

Overall: Very impressed with Afghan Kush! One of the better strains I’ve recently acquired from this source. Potent taste, smell, and buzz. 2 thumbs up for Afghan Kush! –tryptamine

I love the way this looks. Just something about the coloring and shape. –Mrs. Chubbs

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Durban Poison x Sensi Star

NUGGETRY Poison OG From California Patients Association (IE420Patient)

Chubbs — Thu, 19 Aug 2010 06:10:56 +0000

Member IE420Patient first sent in one set of photos that were taken indoors and then he went outdoors…which photos do you like better?

Submitted By: IE420Patient (Member and Editor)

Camera Used: Canon Powershot SD1100IS

Name: NUGGETRY Poison OG

From: California Patients Association (Dispensary – Santa Ana)

Grade: A+

Type: Indica

Price: $60/8th

Looks: Dense, blinged out forest green broccoli looking nugs with red/orange “hair.”

Smell: That distinct “Pine-Sol” odor toned down a bit but with added chili pepper.

Taste: For its power, this is a smooth smoking OG. A very earthy/portobello mushroom kind of taste fills the mouth when ripping a milky bong.

Buzz Type: Couch lock. The one, two, knock out punch. Ideal for intense pain relief and insomnia. This bud is NOT shy. Not a creeper. Play with this one and be prepared to “fight” if you want to stay up as your body will melt and you’ll feel as if you were on the bottom of a dog pile with all the numbing pressure this brings.

Buzz Length: Above Average to Extra Long.

Overall: Damn! A true A+ grow here – not for the faint at heart. It’s very common for me to do some business recaps for my job just past midnight daily. I took a rip of this (mind you AFTER being on a solid Sativa run up to just a hour or so before this) around 11:45pm and I was literally fighting my eyes closing within 10 minutes. I start some work past midnight and typically this work is completed within 15 minutes. Shiiiiieeet!

It was hell and I put up a good fight but, it took me damn near an hour to complete a typical 15 minute task. The whole time I was just melting away, fighting off sleep with eyes filled with pools of tears. Slept like a newborn baby but my eyes were crusted and itchy the next morning when waking up for about half hour! If you are out there dropping Vicodin pills constantly, this is what you need! Fact is, if you name something “Poison,” it better be fire and this one case where the naming of this bud is oh, so justified.

Just a word of caution, Poison OG hits hard – very hard. This is one Indica I would not medicate heavily with during the day; especially if I have “responsibilities” to do. –IE420Patient

Thank you for the review – I always like to read about your experiences –Mrs. Chubbs

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NUGGETRY OG Gold Flake From California Patients Assoc (_spoon_)

Chubbs — Wed, 18 Aug 2010 04:55:35 +0000

It’s been a long time coming, but if you saw Chubbs’ video the other day, you know that NUGGETRY concentrates are now available. It didn’t take _spoon_ long to check them out.

Submitted By: _spoon_

Camera Used: Kodak EasyShare C813

Name: NUGGETRY OG Gold Flake

From: California Patients Association (Dispensary – Santa Ana)

Grade: A+

Type: Concentrate – Refined Amber Glass

Genetics: NUGGETRY OG

Price: $30/ half gram

Looks: Shiny brown crystals. Brown sugar with molasses. Brown sea glass bits.

Smell: Smells like pine tar you’d put on a baseball bat.

Taste: Almost indescribable. This pure pine mixed with diesel flavoring. Gotta try it for yourself. It’s truly delectable.

Buzz Type: Pain killing, body numbing, forget what you started doing, sit on the couch and veg, take 5 hours to write a review type of buzz. Mind you I tried it last night so I guess it’s actually more like 18 hours to write a review type buzz.

Buzz Length: Very long. Longest buzz I’ve ever had from smoking anything. Can’t give you an exact number. I went to bed and woke up buzzed.

Overall: This is without a doubt the best concentrate I’ve ever had, worth all the hype. worth every penny. I will get it and get it and spoon-member get it again. Heavy heavy buzz, great flavor, amazing pain killing high. This one needs to be put in the books as one of the strongest concentrates. Just some crystals on top of some NUGGETRY Chunkle put me in a wonderful place. What a pleasure it is and will continue to be for as long as I have it. –_spoon_

Wow, now I’m jealous. I haven’t even tried it yet! –Mrs. Chubbs

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