Submitted By: darling.nicki (Member)

Name: Cali Mist

From: A Soothing Remedy (Dispensary – Long Beach)

Grade: A- 

Type: Sativa

Price: $175/ ½ oz

Looks: Vibrant green buds covered in tiny crystals overcome by massive amounts of bright orange hairs that extend far beyond the bud itself.  Hairy monster weed.  I have never seen as many hairs or larger hairs on any other bud!  Big ol’ fluffy, sparse nugs.

This particular batch appears to have been poorly manicured and possibly needed another day or two to dry, as you’ll see larger scraggly green leaves that remain on the buds and they retain quite a bit of moisture (but smoke great).  Any imperfections, however, don’t change the fact that this is an incredible strain of medical marijuana with fun effects.

Smell: Fresh, earthy, sweet and citrusy all at the same time.  The aroma is pretty distinct .  When I stick my nose in my jar of Cali Mist and inhale deeply the result is always a big sigh of happiness, a s^*t-eating grin that instantaneously expands across my face and a strong desire to get down to tokin’!

Taste: Fresh, sweet and subtle.  It tastes just like it smells – earthy with citrus undertones.

Buzz Type:  Light, happy and whimsical!  Introspective, especially when you can quietly observe your surroundings and just let your mind run.

This is not a super-charged mind gripping sativa like Super Silver Haze.  Instead it serves up a very laid back yet on point mind – a head that’s spacey yet stimulated in a way that’s different from most other strains.   Mild but delightful body high.  The overall buzz is medium in strength unless you smoke extra for a stronger effect.

Buzz Length: Medium.  I’d say it lasts an hour or so but it all depends on how much you smoke.

Overall: This is a fantastic everyday strain that’s perfect for any time of day.  It’s a light, smooth, pleasant smoke.  Cali Mist brightens my day, puts me in a great mood and mindset, and allows me to be productive AND blazed!  On the other hand, I can also get way baked and just veg out if that’s what I’m in the mood for.  That’s why it’s one of my favorite strains.

The relaxing nature of this strain may be relieving for mild to medium pain, like muscle pain, especially if you want to retain a functional mind.  It’s also fantastic for anxiety and depression.  It doesn’t inhibit sleep for me, despite the fact it’s a sativa, so it’s great for morning, noon and nighttime enjoyment.

Buzz Report:  An airy head change complimented by pervasive clarity of thought — a trip in itself.  That’s what I like most about this strain.  The body high is subtle and relaxing, which perfectly suits the complexity of the head trip.  It can make life seem like a movie montage when put to some groovy tunes, so throw on your favorite upbeat CD and enjoy!  -darling.nicki

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Name: Chunkle

From: NUGGETRY SD (Dispensary – San Diego)

Grade: A

Type: Indica

Price: $25/G, $65/8th

Genetics: God’s Gift x Master Kush

Looks: Depending on how much God’s Gift is used in the breeding, Chunkle can go from being semi purple to almost dark black. Some people have said that darker nugs look like chunks of coal. Wild orange hairs and a nice coating of crystals.

Smell: Deep, rich indica smell with a hint of grapes. Very pungent.

Taste: Very similar to the smell on inhale, hashy on the exhale.

Buzz Type: Immediate body high. When I take a big bong hit, I feel it behind my eyes right away. The longer I hold the hit, the redder my eyes get before I exhale. Very nice.

Buzz Length: Long. 2 tokes keeps me baked for a good 2 hours.

Overall: I don’t know if I have ever taken a prettier picture than the one above. Let me tell you from much experience, the high you get from smoking Chunkle is just as nice. It is not going to hit you as hard as one of the more powerful OG’s but it will definitely keep you buzzed longer. This stuff has legs. Trust me when I tell you if you get anywhere near San Diego (or even OC in the near future) you need to get some Chunkle. 

Buzz Report: I have probably smoked more Chunkle than any medical marijuana patient in the state. This stuff is for real. The other day I took a Chunkle nug and dipped it in some oil (2 ounces of bud reduced to an 1/8th of oil) and me and the staff at NUGGETRY SD hit a few Widow Makers. Man was that a great day. I wish I could tell you more about it but I don’t really remember too much.   –Chubbs

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Submitted by: Meangreenmartian (Editor and Member)

Name: Vanilla Queen

From: Happy Feelings (Coffee Shop – Amsterdam)

Grade: B+

Type: Hybrid

Price: $14/g

Looks: Bright green nugs that break apart nicely. Tons of crystals all over.

Smell: Vanilla and citrus flavors.

Taste: Was hoping for a vanilla flavor that was evident in the smell but didn’t really come through on the taste. Had a nice floral taste with a hint of spiciness in the exhale.

Buzz Type: True hybrid…head was clear but the body felt nice and medicated.

Buzz Length: Medium. Smoked a fat j bird of this on the street and was high for about an hour to an hour and a half.

Overall: This was the first time I tried this strain and after doing some quick research I couldn’t really find any info on it. It was worth the money but I would probably get something different the next time.  -Meangreenmartian

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Submitted by: KushManJockin

Name: Blue Cheese

From: Private Dealer

Grade: A-

Type: Hybrid (80% Indica/20% Sativa)

Price: $50/8th, $100/qtr, $350/oz

Looks: Dark green all around, vibrant red and orange hairs douse the nuggets.  Crystals are everywhere you look on the nuggets, seriously looks like it was dipped in sugar.  Nice dense nuggets, as well.

Smell: A hint of fruit, but also overpowering skunk and a strong outdoor smell even though it’s produced indoors.

Taste: More of an expanding type of smoke.  Very potent and fresh – only way to describe it would be a “heavy hitting skunky fruit smoke”.

Buzz Type: Get up and go play some sports type of buzz.  Not a couch locking buzz, very energetic but relaxing at the same time.

Buzz Length: Solid 2.5-3 hours off two adequate sized bowls.

Overall: All in all, this bud is some of the best local bud I’ve seen in a long, long time.  As well as a great price (in my eyes).  It’s the type of bud that you don’t want to smoke.  You’d almost rather frame it and put it on the wall, haha.

Side Note: To start off I live in the suburbs about 25 min outside Detroit. When people need bud they usually go to the city to get the cheap stuff for a cheap price. Honestly that’s not me at all, Id rather smoke on the dankest bud possible and pay a higher price for higher quality.

When I met this guy and saw his operation I almost soiled myself in pleasure. He lives in a 2 story average size house, 3 bed rooms, 2.5 bath and full garage. First off, the main guy who grows it is paralyzed from the neck down. This guy was growing for 18 years before the accident that left him paralyzed. He has a helper that does 99% of the work. He’s only a few miles down the road from me which saves a trip to the city and he never bullshits us. Has about 12-20 plants going at once – most in different stages of vegetative and flowering.

When I go there he likes to talk about the bud and smoke some, which I love to hear because I’m very interested in his ways. After we smoke one, I usually hang around for a minute and chat a little more. When I leave, I place the bud in my trunk, under my spare tire hatch and usually it will still smell by the time I get home. All in all I think for the price, the quality, and the people I have to deal with, it makes getting this amazing bud, a terrific almost soul-comforting experience.  -KushManJockin

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Here is the first review from Marijuana Reviews member Bodhiless:

Submitted by: Bodhiless

Name: Maui Wowee

From: Private Dealer, Philadelphia

Grade: A (Maybe an A+, but I’m sure it doesn’t stack up to some of the other A+ stuff on Marijuana Reviews.)

Type: Sativa

Price: $60/8th

Looks: Immaculate.  The bud matter has lime green, forest green and deep purple coloration and crawls with long, neon-orange hairs.  It is covered in stout, bulbous trichomes that frost it densely and evenly.

Smell: This bud has an overwhelming citrus odor.  A whiff of the bud renders a pure, lemony scent but the mason jar that I keep it in has an unmistakable and powerful grapefruit odor.

Taste: Tangy, with a sweet hint of fuel.  The smoke is thick and hot, fairly cough-inducing.

Buzz Type: An energetic, focused sativa head high with an exceptionally comfortable and relaxed feel.  Not trippy at all, as some strong sativas are; actually, the buzz was very sedate and indica-like, but it was very clear and euphoric.

Buzz Length: Very long, maybe the longest I have ever experienced.  As a light smoker, I was high for 3.5 hours on .6 grams (I was hitting a jay with another head) before I decided to go to sleep – and at that point I was still quite euphoric.  I imagine it would keep most patients medicated for at least 2 hours, if not longer.

Overall: In my personal opinion, this California-grown Maui Wowee provides an ideal high.  As someone who tends to favor indica strains, this bud kept me feeling an intense head buzz without that paranoia or hallucination that distracts me from enjoying most powerful sativas.  I thoroughly enjoyed this cannabis and it ranks with the best that I’ve come across in my encounters with private dealers.  -Bodhiless

Thank you Bodhiless for a great review and some tasty pics!

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In the meantime, Marijuana Reviews member GhostGuy is on his way to becoming an editor.  Here is review #3.  And a mighty fine one I might add.  -Mrs. Chubbs

Submitted by: GhostGuy (Member)

Name: Sour Diesel

From: Herbal Discount Center (Dispensary – Long Beach)

Grade: A

Type: Sativa

Price: $22/gram

Looks: Very nice.  Nicely dusted with trichs and a few orange hairs as well.

Smell: Skunky and sour.  Very, very nice.

Taste: It had an incredibly familiar sour taste to it.  I can’t quite place my finger on it.  Very nice though.

Buzz Type: Very high.  Everything is somewhat dreamlike but you’re not mentally clouded.  There’s just a hint of heaviness.

Buzz Length: Moderate.  Couple of hours on a decent bowl.

Overall: The smoke is incredibly smooth.  Huge, thick hits without any coughing.  A couple of bucks more than most of my usual strains, but I’ll buy again.

Buzz Report: This one was a bit of a creeper.  Had light sensations after I was done smoking but it felt very weak.  A few minutes later, as I was cursing the dispensary for selling me bunk, it started to hit me.  I was extremely pleased with it.  Slight paranoia, but nothing too bad.  This is a very nice strain and it seems as though I got another great hit from the Herbal Discount Center in Long Beach.

P.S. Sorry about the dirty label.  Just worked on my car for the first time and decided to celebrate with my recent purchase.  -GhostGuy

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Submitted by: ogspliff (Member)

Name: OG Kush Keif

From: Collected at home

Grade: A-

Type: Keif

Price: N/A

Looks: Like keif…what can I say.

Smell: Sweet, yet a bit earthy, like incense.

Taste: Feel it more on your lungs than on your tongue.  Any taste can just be described as very “clean”.

Buzz Type: Adds that extra kick to any bowl.  Very euphoric and visual, despite its origin.

Buzz Length: 2 hours.

Overall: Throw some of this on any bowl and it’s like icing on a cupcake, just make it that much better.  Nice to have around.  -ogspliff

Reminds me of the most beautiful sandy beach – with a great big spliff   -Mrs. Chubbs

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Submitted by: Vaporizer (Member and Editor)

Name: Mr. NiceGuy

From: South Gate Herbal Remedies (Dispensary – Los Angeles)

Grade: B+

Type: Indica

Price: $55/4 grams

Looks: Good sized nugs.  Purple tints with good trich coverage.

Smell: Good ‘purple’ sweet smell.

Taste: This batch had a good fruity finish.

Buzz Type: A light indica.  Mellow body buzz.

Buzz Length: Medium.

Overall: Mr. NiceGuy was somewhat nice to me during sessions.  The buzz length wasn’t too long…and the high wasn’t too strong.  Very mellow and pleasant smoke.  Good for social gatherings.  -Vaporizer

Love the closeup pic – the trichs are unbelieveable!  -Mrs. Chubbs

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Submitted by: Amanda (Member and Editor)

From: Horizon Non-Profit Collective (Dispensary – San Francisco)

Grade: A

Type: Indica (Blackberry x White Rhino x Bubba Kush)

Price: $60/8th

Looks: This Blackberry Kush is just beautiful.  The nugs are dark green with dark purple frosted trichomes.

Smell: Very sweet.

Taste: Just like blackberry jam.

Buzz Type: Heavy stone.

Buzz Length: 2-3 hours.

Overall: It almost feels like I’m doing everyone a disservice by smoking this.  The nugs are just so beautiful!  Right off the bat the high hits you with surprising clarity that gives way to sudden and complete stone before you even finish the first bowl.  The taste alone keeps you coming back for more of this, it really tastes that good.  – Amanda

WOW – there is such massive trichome coverage I can’t even see the purple.  OK, off to find some blackberry pie   – Mrs. Chubbs

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Submitted by: necros (Member)

Name: Chem-og

From: Koreatown Collective (Dispensary – Los Angeles)

Grade: A

Type: Indica

Price: $20/G, $65/8th

Looks: Mid to light green with big clumps of orange hairs and moderate trichome presence.

Smell: Fresh pine, not too strong.

Taste: Typical kushy taste, smooth.

Buzz Type: What you would expect from a strong indica, hits hard.  Nice head high with good focus.

Buzz Length: Long.  2+ hours off of one wake n’ bake bong hit.

Overall: This is some top medicine.  The first thing I noticed was the clumps of orange pistils which give the buds a fuzzy appearance.  I don’t know how they rate the THC content, but 23.33% seemed about right if you consider hash is around 30% and oil around 40%.

I thought all bud was “organic” and in reality I think it is.  But the manager at my dispensary said sometimes growers will use bleach and/or other chemicals in harvesting or processing.  I don’t think it actually ends up in the product that is smoked.  I think the main point was the stress caused to the plants.  Anyway, I’m not a grower so I don’t know what he was talking about.  But this bud is certified organic meaning no bleach or chemicals used, purest water and dirt, no stress caused to the plants and extra light used in growing compared to other strains.

Buzz Report: I did a wake n’ bake with this stuff two days in a row just to make sure it was as strong as I initially thought.  The answer is “YES”!  – necros

Yes, most growers use chemicals – though I am not familiar with the use of bleach.  The last cycle of the budding process should use just pure water to flush out all additives – everything used during the growing process.  Also, I do know that a few dispensaries (not sure which, would have to ask Mr. Chubbs) send their medicine out for THC content testing.  This may be one of those dispensaries. – Mrs. Chubbs

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