Submitted By: pjfromsd (Member)

Name: Green Crack

From: Private Source

Grade: B+

Type: Sativa

Price: $55/8th

Looks: Very dense. The buds are very tightly packed with bright orange hairs that make the bud appear orange and red.

Smell: Smells like dental Novocain mixed with seasonal beef jerky. The oddest smelling bud by far in my arsenal. Really, the smell is the only down point of this bud.

Taste: Smokes very smooth with strong sour overtones, very similar to Snowcap. Leaves the mouth sour tasting on the exhale, but because the smoke is so smooth, it makes up for the funny taste.

Buzz Type: Super strong cerebral high. Feels like someone hit you over the head with a pillow and leaves you zoning out and very forgetful. Green Crack forces me to carry around post-its because I keep forgetting to do things. Only requires a single bowl – the bud is so caked with trichomes that the smallest bowl burns as long as a medium normal bowl.

Buzz Length: Short. An hour, no the longest lasting high. The bud has a sharp comedown that leaves me yawning to no avail, the minute the bud starts to wear off.

Overall: An incredible bargain for the price – Green Crack is a very strong cerebral high that will leave you snoring after your session.  –pjfromsd

That has got to be one of the funkiest smell descriptions I have seen yet.  –Chubbs

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Name: Green Crack

From: Reseda Discount Caregivers (Dispensary – Reseda)

Grade: B+

Type: Sativa

Price: $50/8th

Looks: Golf ball size, very tight nugs. Light green with short orange hairs.

Smell: Sweet with a little bit of sage. I ground up the biggest bud and it had a hint of spice to it. Very unique scent.

Taste: Not very good. My bong was just cleaned and had ice water in it and Green Crack was still a bit harsh.

Buzz Type: Clear sativa buzz. Small boost of energy.

Buzz Length: Medium. Couple fat tokes kept me high for a little over an hour.

Overall: Seeing as this is the strain they were giving away free to new patients at RDC I am betting it’s not their best. I was not very impressed with this bud.

Buzz Report: I was given a gram of Green Crack for free the first time I went to Reseda Discount Caregivers. When I got home it was the first strain in the bong. Snapped 2 fat hits, sat back and relaxed. Was a little disappointed but could of been worse. I’ve smoked some free herb from other dispensaries that was 10 times worse.  –Chubbs

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Submitted By: Amanda (Member)

Name: Green Crack

From: Alternative Patient Givers (Dispensary, San Francisco)

Grade: A-

Type: Sativa

Price: ?

Looks: The nugs themselves are awesome. They are very dense as you can hopefully see in the pictures. When I grind it up, I am usually pleasantly surprised by the amount that comes out in my grinder and find out that I have ground too much and will have to smoke another bowl of it later.

Smell: They smell fruity and sweet, but not like candy sweet, sweet in a refreshing way. The best way I could describe the difference in the sweetness smell would be that it smells more like a mojito than it does a margarita.

Taste: The taste is literally mouth watering.

Buzz Type: ?

Buzz Length: 2-3 Hours

Overall: I like to hit this the most out of my bong. I wouldn’t say that this was one hitter, but I find that the high hits me so strong and so quickly that I put my bong down a lot in between hits. I have a very high tolerance and this Green Crack does not let down.

It takes me about an hour to smoke an entire bowl because of the frequency I just let the high wash over me.

It’s fast and all consuming, like a warm ocean wave. This stuff does not creep up on you at all, the first feeling you get is a high as you will be until you take another hit, if you can. It’s constant high and does not ebb and flow like others seem to do, however, I tend to not stay as high as I would with other strains, but that’s never really a problem since when I grind up the nugs they seem to yield more than expected and I end up with an extra bowl.

The hits are somewhat harsh, but not so bad, and I always go back for another hit, just to remind myself of the taste.  –Amanda

For your first review I must say I am impressed. How about on future reviews you try and include the price and the buzz type as well.    –Chubbs

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Grade: A-

Type: Sativa

Price: $65/8th Ounce available

Looks: Very good. Thin, rich green leaves mixed with bright orange hairs.

Smell: Spicy. Very strong smell.

Taste: Smooth smoke that tasted like Cheese in my opinion. Not sure if they are related.

Buzz Type: Pretty mellow buzz that hit me almost right away.

Buzz Length: Medium. I was a bit surprised how fast I went through this bud. I thought it with it’s reputation it would of lasted a little longer

Overall: Well I was finally able to come up on the fabled Green Crack. And to be honest, I was not overly impressed. I mean it was some good weed, but nothing extra special. Oh, and it’s not really crack.

Buzz Report: I burned 2 grams of Green Crack in about an hour through a 2 foot RooR. I was pretty damn baked only about 2 hours later I was close to completely sober again. Did not quite pack the punch I expected.  –Chubbs