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Kaia Kush From The Greenhouse (MOE)

Chubbs — Wed, 07 Jul 2010 04:17:33 +0000

MOE sent this in as OG Kush/Kaia Kush. Based on the comments about the genetics, this is definitely Kaia Kush NOT OG Kush.

Submitted By: MOE (Member)

Camera Used: Cellphone

Name: Kaia Kush

From: The Greenhouse (Coffee Shop – Amsterdam)

Grade: B+

Type: Hybrid

Genetics: Super Silver Haze, Kush

Price: ?

Looks: Very well grown and cured. Mostly orange and covered in trichs.

Smell: The only way I describe the smell is that it’s like Super Lemon Haze drank a bottle of vodka – one of the strangest smelling herbs I’ve smelled.

Taste: A little of pine and lemon mixed with a buttery after taste.

Buzz Type: First few seconds after the toke I felt the head buzz start behind my ears and then just take over my whole head. A little bit of a light body buzz in my legs.

Buzz Length: Medium - about an hour and half or so, not longer than 2 hours because I was still ready for some space cake after!

Overall: Pretty nice buzz for Amsterdam bud I thought it was a little bit of a let down. I would smoke it at anytime because it’s not going to lock you to a couch. Compared to the weed we got in Ireland it was missing the body buzz I love. –MOE

Sounds like a great strain to toke then walk around Amsterdam. I can’t wait for November! –Mrs. Chubbs

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Dr. Grinspoon From Barney’s Coffee Shop (Meangreenmartian)

Chubbs — Fri, 18 Jun 2010 06:50:23 +0000

I was excited to read this review, as I specifically remember this strain not being anything special. I wish MGM had sent more pictures, cause all we had was some stringy pieces. Kind of looks the same but what he got sounds waaayyyy better. –Mrs. Chubbs

Submitted By: Meangreenmartian (Member and Editor)

Name: Dr. Grinspoon

From: Barney’s (Coffee Shop – Amsterdam)

Grade: A-

Type: Sativa

Price: $23/gram

Looks: Like the furriest stems I’ve ever seen with the tiniest of buds scattered throughout. This stuff must yield so little which makes sense why it was so expensive.

Smell: Floral lemon spice with a slight musky scent

Taste: Sweet and hazy, had an old school spice taste in the exhale.

Buzz Type: Positive soaring high. Such a clear high and uplifting smoke. Great way to start your day off.

Buzz Length: Medium. 90 minutes or so.

Overall: Named after an absolute legend in the Marijuana industry, this strain is something special. Dr. Allen Grinspoon would have been proud of this strain for sure. This and Quasar from Amnesia which is similar in looks and effects were my two go-to varieties for wake-n-bake sessions.

This strain takes 95-100 days to flower and comes in at a whopping 25% THC so this isn’t for the novice cultivator in any way, and I think the quality of the high proved it. We enjoyed the Dr. for an hour or two at Barney’s corner location then made our way over to the new spot for lunch. –Meangreenmartian

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Mango Kush From Green Place Coffee Shop (Meangreenmartian)

Chubbs — Fri, 18 Jun 2010 06:28:26 +0000

MGM, you are my hero! How is it that you get to Amsterdam so often?

Submitted By: Meangreenmartian (Member and Editor)

Camera Used: Sony Cybershot DSCS780

Name: Mango Kush

From: Green Place (Coffee Shop – Amsterdam)

Grade: B

Type: Indica

Price: $15/gram

Looks: Very bright green shade that doesn’t resemble most of the kush I smoke.

Smell: Smell was good but it didn’t reek until I broke it up in THC grinder so I was slightly disappointed.

Taste: Taste was the best aspect of this variety from Green Place. Strong layered mango flavor that lingered on the tongue.

Buzz Type: Stoned body but not the usual Kush stoned. My brain was still somewhat functional.

Buzz Length: Medium, a little over an hour.

Overall: For being a relatively new coffee shop this place kills it. Easily in my top 5 shops and I’ve been to them all over the last 6 years. I also had Chocolope, Blue Cheese, and SSH Grom G.P. All were exceptionally grown samples. Expect future reviews. –Meangreenmartian

Can’t wait to see those reviews! –Mrs. Chubbs

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L.A. Woman From Grey Area (Meangreenmartian)

Chubbs — Sat, 15 May 2010 06:57:29 +0000

I do believe this is a strain that quite a few people wanted to see reviewed based on some Forum comments:

Submitted By: Meangreenmartian (Member and Editor)

Camera Used: Sony Cybershot DSCS780

Name: L.A. Woman

From: Grey Area (Coffee Shop – Amsterdam)

Grade: A-

Type: Hybrid

Genetics: Martian Mean Green x L.A. Confidential

Price: $15/g

Looks: Fantastic Kush looking nugs with good tightness and abundant orange hairs and trichs.

Smell: Kush aroma with sweet lemon notes.

Taste: Taste leaned towards Martian which made me very happy. More fuely spice like Martian than the lemon pine flavor of LA.

Buzz Type: A nice balance of indica and sativa. Mind was very active while body was in a sedative warm state.

Buzz Length: Medium. Not as long as I hoped but still decent. I’d say 90 min buzz.

Overall: Another great cross and strain from the dudes from DNA Genetics. –Meangreenmartian

Thank you for making your trip to Amsterdam so productive! –Mrs. Chubbs

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L.A. Confidential From Grey Area (Meangreenmartian)

Chubbs — Sat, 15 May 2010 06:27:50 +0000

Time flies when you’re having fun…and reviewing awesome herb for this site. This is Meangreenmartian’s 25th review! MGM, an ipod nano is on it’s way to you! Thank you for all of your contributions – YOU ROCK!

Submitted By: Meangreenmartian (Member and Editor)

Camera Used: Sony Cybershot DSCS780

Name: L.A. Confidential

From: Grey Area (Coffee Shop – Amsterdam)

Grade: A+

Type: Indica

Genetics: OG x LA Affie

Price: $17/g

Looks: Glistening layers of emerald green and ice with many red/orange hairs. Trichomes were perfect under inspection from a 30x scope.

Smell: Hashy, Pine sol.

Taste: Candy funk that gets better on the exhale.

Buzz Type: Powerful blow to the head, had some strong coffee with this to be able to function.

Buzz Length: Long…2hrs plus

Overall: A personal favorite. This sample was masterfully grown. Grey Area once again had the best selection out of any coffee shop. I enjoyed this bud with Simon and Mike in a RooR with a couple types of hash mixed in. -Meangreenmartian

It’s always nice to know you can go somewhere (even if it is all the way to Amsterdam) and be consistently pleased. –Mrs. Chubbs

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Amnesia Ice From Amnesia (Meangreenmartian)

Chubbs — Sun, 25 Apr 2010 05:22:49 +0000

Opening my e-mail and finding a picture of this hash chunk is a great way to start my day!

Submitted By: Meangreenmartian (Member and Editor)

Camera Used: Sony Cybershot DSCS780

Name: Amnesia Ice

From: Amnesia (Coffee Shop – Amsterdam)

Grade: A

Type: Dutch Ice-o-Lator Hash

Price: $50/g

Looks: Like little pieces of a lighter shade delicate milk chocolate. This stuff was like lightly compacted powder.

Smell: Strong chocolatey, incense smell that is relinquished when you put a flame to it and see it bubble.

Taste: Smooth complex taste that I found similar to the Waterworks Iceolator hash from De Dampkring.

Buzz Type: Creepy sativa high that seems to never reach its pinnacle. Highly potent.

Buzz Length: Long. Buzz lasted for so damn long, easily 2 1/2 hours +.

Overall: This might have been the best hash we smoked all trip. Mostly went straight kief and Amnesia Ice bowls at our local coffee shop, 420 Cafe which I will review a lot of samples from in the near future. The buzz was insanely buggin and paranoid which I truly do love. I will be sure to snag the full gram instead of the half next time. –Meangreenmartian

Thank you, Meangreenmartian, for all the great Amsterdam reviews! –Mrs. Chubbs

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East Coast Sour Diesel From Grey Area (Meangreenmartian)

Chubbs — Sun, 25 Apr 2010 05:03:33 +0000

I wasn’t aware of the “special-ness” of this particular strain. Can anyone give more insight?

Submitted By: Meangreenmartian (Member and Editor)

Camera Used: Sony Cybershot DSCS780

Name: East Coast Sour Diesel

From: Grey Area (Coffee Shop – Amsterdam)

Grade: A-

Type: Sativa

Price: $15/g

Looks: Crazy multicolored funk that resembles OG Kush. Lime green mixed in with emerald on top of abundant crystals and orange.

Smell: Overpowering lemon, grapefruit, citrus aroma with slight skunk undertones.

Taste: Taste was honestly the same as smell which is always nice.

Buzz Type: Very creative, positive, and uplifting burn. Great afternoon puff while enjoying the sights.

Buzz Length: Long, about 2 hours.

Overall: This was a real treat that Grey Area got their hands on an elite clone of Diesel. I still find Diesel to be one of, if not, the tastiest strains in the world and this did not disappoint. If you’re looking for a really enjoyable smoke then the NYCD at Amnesia or this Sour Diesel from Grey Area are the two best in the city.

And for some insanely good munch for sweet tooth’s I recommend going across the street from the Grey Area to Puccini Bomoini (Staalstraat 17) for some of the finest chocolate Europe has to offer. –Meangreenmartian

Ahh, a member after my own heart! Puccini Bomboni is without question the best chocolate I have EVER eaten. Usually, Grey Area is so crowded, Chubbs makes our purchases there while I get the chocolate then we head over to Amnesia to indulge. –Mrs. Chubbs

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AK-47 From Crush (polon1um)

Chubbs — Wed, 31 Mar 2010 06:51:45 +0000

Hmm, I have not heard of this coffee shop. Going to the Cannabis Cup, you tend to only go to the shops that have entered strains in the competition…and there are certainly enough to last the entire week and then some. But I looked up this shop and it seems pretty cool. Will have to hit it up in November. –Mrs. Chubbs

Submitted By: polon1um (Member)

Camera Used: Unknown

Name: AK-47

From: Crush (Coffee Shop – Amsterdam)

Grade: A+ (4.9)

Type: Hybrid

Price: €8/gram reduced to €6 for me and my friends as we bought around an ounce of this together.

Looks: Large hand grenades full of trichomes.

Smell: Sweet and musky. Well cured and very good smelling.

Taste: Bio grow led to a pure weed taste with barely any noticeable cottonmouth. Sweet and lively at any time of the day.

Buzz Type: Strong sativa high lasts around 40 mins and transitions gradually into a light non couch locked indica stone that disappears in a few hours.

Buzz Length: ?

Overall: One of the best weeds we smoked, this only missed out on a 5/5 rating because of a few small curing niggles that made no difference to the smoke. It gets up to a 4.9 because the stalks were removed before the bag was weighed; a nice touch.

The owner of Crush is super friendly and gives away a lot of freebies. He says they will soon undergo a short renovation which should make the shop even chiller. Moreover this was great weed that everyone loved. –polon1um

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Chocolope From De Dampkring (polon1um)

Chubbs — Wed, 31 Mar 2010 06:28:01 +0000

Here we are, another strain from the Dam. I quite like De Dampkring…they have some kick ass hot chocolate!

Submitted By: polon1um (Member)

Camera Used: Unknown

Name: Chocolope

From: De Dampkring (Coffee Shop – Amsterdam)

Grade: A

Type: Sativa

Price: €12/gram. One of the few strains above 10€ that’s worth the price tag.

Looks: Gorgeous dense small buds, slightly trichomey with brownish orange hairs (most likely the reason for the name) which are hard to see in the pictures as it is a small nugget.

Smell: Sweet and strong. Very strong without being skunk.

Taste: Bio organic, very pure and clean taste with no chemicals at all. Absolutely delicious and wonderful in every way.

Buzz Type: Deep indica full body high with a heavy couch lock that follows an equally enjoyable sativa rush.

Buzz Length: ?

Overall: My favourite weed to smoke in my bong. It’s too sticky for smoking a spliff of but it’s perfect in some RooR glass. It competes with AK47 x Blueberry (my favourite overall) and is therefore a perfect pot to smoke here in sunny Amsterdam. –polon1um

Polon1um did not include the strain type, but to my knowledge all Chocolope is sativa. So, I was a bit confused about the buzz type since the experience sounded mostly hybrid. –Mrs. Chubbs

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