I’m kind of surprised by this Alaskan Thunder Fuck review from Amanda. I think this might be the first time I’ve heard someone talk about ATF and not be all “OMG!!!”
Submitted By: Amanda (Member and Editor)
Name: Alaskan Thunder Fuck
From: Horizon Non-Profit Collective (Dispensary – San Francisco)
Grade: B+
Type: Sativa
Price: N/A
Looks: They are a beautiful green (which I am sorry I could not capture in my pictures, I’ll figure this camera out soon, I swear) covered in rusty orange hairs.
Smell: The nugs smell delicious, much like a freshly brewed cup of green tea.
Taste: Delicious, fresh and vegatative.
Buzz Type: Introspective.
Buzz Length: Long. 3-4 hours.
Overall: The high took me by surprise, there was a very light body stone with an extremely mental and introspective high. In the beginning my thoughts came slowly but they reproduced quickly, even when I was thinking about nothing, I was thinking about how it was possible to think about nothing at the same time and so forth.
The high clearly increased my sense of hearing as well. All of a sudden, when nothing was playing, no radio, tv or music, I could hear the quiet hum of my laptop and then hear how the noises outside turned it all into a song. Nothing went unnoticed and everything was remembered.
I was silent for what felt like hours while I was high and eventually was able to break free of my thoughts and make my friend start talking to me. Normally I would expect to gain some kind of insight from a high like that, but nothing was gained and not much was learned.
The high wore off quickly and left me exhausted. I guess running through your own mind can be tiring.
It was not what I expected after all that I had heard. I was expecting more of a body high and something not nearly as anxious as this was. This may be what some people are looking for, bit it’s just not one for me, but don’t get me wrong, I have it, and am going to keep smoking it…..willingly. 
–Amanda
I think the strong sativa buzz was what surprised you. Alaskan Thunder Fuck has a tendency to do that if you are not ready for it. Thanks for another great review. –Chubbs
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Nice review amanada!i love this feeling you described
“when nothing was playing, no radio, tv or music, I could hear the quiet hum of my laptop and then hear how the noises outside turned it all into a song. Nothing went unnoticed and everything was remembered.”
Fuck all this new age garbage ATF,Colombian Gold,Lebanese Red, Panama Red, Chocolate Thaistick,and the good old Afghani are the real deals all else is bullshit and as an earlier person stated one needs to go out and function during your life u cant just live in your mothers basement or crippled on the couch.
Some people like to smoke and go to the beach or shopping or just live life and smell the roses there is too much emphasis on money today and people trying to re-invent the wheel.
Remember what was OLD is NEW again!
Just wait a minute or two and the old comes back into fashion.
hello do you know where i could buy alaskan thunder fuck and panama red they are hard to track down
andreas giallombardo: Welcome to MR. As administrator I can see that you have a UK based email address. My advice, make the short trip to Amsterdam and you should be fine.
This is not the real Alaskan Thunder Fuck strain, I’m very surprised that no one has pointed this out yet. Alaskan Thunder Fuck has not been seen for many MANY years and the original strain has not been confirmed anywhere. This dispenciary is obviously stealing a famous name and I’m disappointed that they’d do so. Panama red and acapulco gold are also strains that haven’t been seen in ages, it has been rumored that some of these strains of old exist in old hippi collections, however, all three of these strains aren’t worth mentioning anymore since their potency wouldn’t hold up to strains from now-adays.
While you might be right about potency Stony,high thc is not the absolute perfect smoke in many peoples view.Some of us like to have a good decent high,while still being able to function.These old strains were a good”daily” smoke,and I myself am a little tired of these super-strains which more often than not leave you sitting on the couch for half the day unable to move!
Absolutely SrRedwoods bring back the good mexican red hair and especially the chocolate thai i used to get in the early 80’s in Souther Cal it was like having a good strong cup of coffey.
Sounds like youve had the real ATF is is a Mother and yes there are some to claim they have it but you only need see and smoke once to know the difference.
Nice to talk to someone who has had the real deal.
I think ATF is the BEST I’ve ever smoked or damn close to it, super sticky buds that you almost dont want to smoke they look and feel soo good!
Happy Trails my friend and Keep on Keepin On.
Bill
—twylights says: —
“I had something in 98 a buddy said was ATF and it was coated in crystals and verry pungeont”
Thats the real deal it sounds like
I had something in 98 a buddy said was ATF and it was coated in crystals and verry pungeont. The bud was a so called super high potent bud. The source I got this from knows his shit even compared to the folks here in Cali so I believe that Ive had the real thing. I saw some at a dispensary that looked kinda like the pics above, but nothing like my buddy had. The bud was trully unreal along with everything else this guy ever had. I can say that living in Cali is great, but nothing so far can beat the price I use to pay for top notch buds, except growing ofcourse.
this was my very first bud i took a bong hit from. omfg i can’t tell you how crazy this shit is. I almost felt like I overdosed. Left me feeling like waves in my body. One movement like turning over on a bed or a friend waving their hands at your face man I can’t tell you it’s was crazy. I took one hit it was enough but two hits that shit left me dead on the bed. My stomach was killing me too. Throat was hurting cuhs maybe I took it in not relaxed in the first place. Some fine bud i’d say though. Make sure you get something to eat or your stomach will fucken cry and you’ll be on the sofa like I was.
i run a delivery service out of claifornia and we are out of norml and i had a pacient asking for alaskan thunder fuck clones and i need to know if i can get a hold of some clones. Peace Organic Roots
Alaskan Thunderfuck is by far one of the best medical weeds out there today. SWIM knows the people who brought this to the lower 48 almost 20 years ago and WOW its a MOTHERF**@!#r.
There is not much besides lebanese red and hydro afghani that can even compare SWIM has crossed this with their best to get bigger yields and have not lost THC potency. SWIM says a good cross is Haze or White Widow but the best result by far is to cross with KUSHAGE!!!
ACCEPT NO IMITATIONS!!!!!
SWIM says they have smoked other bud that has claimed to be Alaskan ThunderFuck and wasn’t!
If you have had this even once before even a novice will know the difference in the first 5 seconds, the smell alone will fill a 5 bedroom home if grown at home.
Be careful this is the real deal a stand alone winner!
This was grown strictly indoors and was potent under 400watts but under a 1000watts the stalks turn to 1′diameter [one inch yes], yielding minimum 1/4 pound per plant at 15′- 20′ inches high including roots in rockwool.
Yes boys and girls [if possible] get your hands on this and GROW, GROW, GROW!!!!!!!!!!!!!
This is by far the BEST, and SWIM has had a medical condition and grown on 3 continents for over 40 years.
Remembers the “old days”in the Bekka Valley making primo ‘Godess Hash’ and smoking Lebanese Red and still claims Alaskan Thunder is the BEST!
well first of this isnt THE MTF that grows under 5 feet of ice, tho if you played around with this plant and regrew it or its brothers you might get the phentotype of excellence many diff people have bread MTF or MTF relatives into home strains or more common buds and drowned it down, im thinkin that it would be nice to plant abunch of these and then call the ones that make it through the winter winners =D
Alaskan Thunderfuck is one of the best buds ive smoked and by far my favorite “high”